Breath Spray - Instant Gay Accent

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US $0.99

Product Description

Directions for use: Take cap off spray bottle. Aim bottle at open mouth and depress pump action atomizer. The more spray the more gay! For first time users, expect mild consonent softening and prolonged vowels. The urge to call everyone "darling" will pass after a few days. In the event of a fashion emergency, this product can be used as temporary hairspray.

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